• Me: Did you watch Boy Meets World when you were a kid?
• He: Oh yeah, all the time. Old Mr. Finky!
• Me: I don't think you ever watched that show.
• (It's Mr. Feeny.)

Conneger

• He: Talk about being conneger.
• Me: Wha?
• He: It's a new word. It's a combination of 'connected' and 'together.'

• *pouring rain outside*
• He: Rains of fury open up on this earth!
• Me: Dude, we aren't home. Cut it out.
• He: Scratch that. Wait about an hour on those rains of fury.

• Me: Did we have health class together in high school? I can't remember.
• He: I doubt it. That would have been awkward and we probably wouldn't be married now.

• He: I need some more deodorant.
• Me: Why didn't you get some when we were at the store yesterday?
• He: They didn't have any in my size.

• Me: "How are you supposed to grow if you never know?"
• He: "What is this, Sesame Street?"

• Me: What was that noise?!
• He: I'm thinking, computing, and processing over here.

• Me: Well not everyone thinks the same way we do.
• He: Yeah, I guess we can't all be geniuses.